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ＹＯＭＩる→ぽっちゃり NightmareボーカルYOMIから由来 若干お腹周りに脂肪があるため黄泉がえる(よみがえる)→リバウンドのこと。YOMIがえるでも可。 NightmareボーカルYOMIから由来 痩せても太る彼の体系が原因

Yomi  Are you all right?  You look ratherprecarious.  Hey, watch it!Osaka  Made it back safe andsound.Yomi  Made it back? Back fromwhere?Tomo  All right I guess its time for me todig in.  Tada!  Oh, wow! Fried chicken, omelet, andmeat balls!  Woohoo! Tomos all-time favorites onone plate.  Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for thegrub.Chiyo  Huh? Whats wrong, MissOsaka?Osaka  Please dont talk to me rightnow.Chiyo  Huh?Osaka  Hey, Yomi.Yomi  So, what about it?Osaka  Tomo, Tomo, look!Tomo  Huh?Chiyo  Is she happy just cause she split it soclean?Tomo  Hey, Yomi!Yomi  Hm?Tomo  What the heck is up with thatcroquette? Its all red inside.Yomi  What? You mean this?  Its a super red hot chili peppercroquette.Tomo  Oh yeah, you like your food crazy hot,dont you?Chiyo  It looks really spicy.Tomo  Hey Osaka, you like spicyfood?Osaka  No way, Im terrible with that kindof stuff.Yomi  Hm, hey!  Why dont you give this a littletry?Osaka  Come on!  I just told you Im no good with thatkind of stuff.  You really ought to listen whensomeone tells you something.Yomi  Hey, not to worry.  Its also got a lot of cayenne pepperin it.Osaka  And whats cayenne?Yomi  I guess you could say its like sharkfins or swallows nests, yknow, one of those rare exoticdishes.Osaka  Oh, then I guess Ill have a taste ofit.Chiyo  Oh, no, wait!Osaka  Hm. Urgh!Osaka  Youre awful.  I thought I was gonnadie.Yomi  Oh, sorry about that.Osaka  Hic....  What the...Yomi  Whats this now?  You got hiccups?Chiyo  Oh! I bet its because you ate thatspicy stuff.Osaka  Is that how itworks?  Then what do I do?Tomo  Hey, cant you cure it by drinkingwater?Osaka  Water?Osaka  Would it be ok if I drinkjuice?Tomo  I dont think itmatters.  Hey, carbonated drinks might work evenbetter.Osaka  Uh-uh, no way, Im not real good withcarbonation.Tomo  What? For real?Tomo  Thosere stubborn hiccups.Chiyo  I heard its good if you take a drinkwhile you pinch your nose.Yomi  Really?  Because I seem to remember we surehad to keep both of your ears plugged up.Tomo  All right, lets try them bothtogether.Osaka  What?Tomo  Ok, you ready?Osaka  Yeah.Tomo  Come on! Go for it!  Well then, are youcured?Osaka  Um... Cant say forsure.Yomi  No, she isnt cured.Tomo  Oh, wait, I know!Tomo  I heard that drinking from a cupbalanced on chopsticks is supposed to work.Yomi  Youre sure about that?Osaka  Aaah.Yomi  Next hours music,right?  We better hurry up.Tomo  Yeah, yeah.Chiyo  Hey, wait up! 

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Tomo  Hey, Im Tomo Takino!  When it comes to beinghyper,Ill beat anyone handsdown.  The wild cat high schoolgirl!Tomo  Good morningeveryone!  Oh, no! Yukaris here,already?!  Im so totally late, holy freakingcrap.  As punishment, Im gonna stand rightout here in the hallway.  See ya!Yukari  I couldnt care less, youknow.Tomo  Hahaha.  I always wanted to give this ashot.  Oh, yeah,  cause hey, lets faceit.  They just dont send you out into thehall that often these days.  All right, Tomo.  Lets set a new record for this andsurprise everyone.Tomo  Hahaha.  Piece of cake, piece ofcake.Tomo  Oh, man.  Not yet, not yet.Tomo  Oh, I feel that.  Now it really is apunishment.Tomo  Im not gonna lose now!Tomo  Hey sister, lookinggood!  Yo, whats your name?  Oh, you got me!  Dammit, Im gonna get you forthis!  Aaahhhhh!  Theres watereverywhere.  Old rag! Towel! something! anything!somebody! Miss Yukari! Please help me!Yukari  Ah, what a noisy girl.Tomo  Dah-dadada!  Challenging Chiyo-chan in theclassroom!Yomi  Yeah ok, whateverYukari  Ok, Chiyo-chan, can you please tellme the answer?Chiyo  Well, I, um... I cant.Tomo  Hey!Yukaru  Hm? Ok, Miss Takino.Tomo  I dont know the answereither.  Mm-hm.  Now were tied,Chiyo-chan!  Oh, yeah.Tomo  Yes, lunch time!  Today theyve got bread, andbreads what Im getting!  Ok, Im ona bread-run.Yomi  Hey, count me in!Chihiro  Get me one too, please.Tomo  Gotcha!Yomi  Well, at least we can count on herwhen its something like thisChihiro  I know what you mean.Tomo  And its goal!Yomi  Y... you already picked themup?Chihiro  That was really fast.Tomo  So, what was my time, Yomi?Yomi  I wasnt timing you.Tomo  Dah-dadada!  The challenging series, parttwo!  Challenging Miss Sakaki inP.E.!Yomi  Whats this about aseries?Tomo  You and me, 100 meter dash, MissSakaki!Kaorin  All right, Miss Sakaki!  Come on! Do your best!Tomo  Ok, here we go.Sakaki  But why?Kaorin  Tomo versus Miss Sakaki? But Miss Sakaki is really athletic, isnt she?  Do you think Tomo has some kind of secret plan for beating her in thisrace?Yomi Uh-uh. Fraid shes got nothing.Kaorin  Huh...Chiyo  On your mark! get set!Tomo  Hold it!  Miss Sakaki, your boobs have eightcentimeters on mine,  so please step back eightcentimeters.Sakaki  Oh.Kaorin  Whats up with that?  Thats not fair!Yomi  Did she say eight?Chiyo  Hey, this time we`re going for real,ok?  On your mark! Get set!Go!Kaorin  Oh no! Tomos taken the lead now.Yomi  Just a matter of time.Tomo  Damn it, Im not gonnalose!Chiyo  Its over! Miss Sakaki wins!Kaorin  Miss Sakaki!  You were really amazing!  Here you go.Sakaki  Oh, thank you.Chiyo  Are you all right, Tomo?Yomi  Hows a loser?Tomo  Thats runner-up toyou!  I didnt lose!  Im the runner-up!Run-ner-up!Yomi  I get it, I get it, lets goinside.Tomo  Runner up!Yomi  Shut up!Tomo  Im number two!Yomi  Moron! 

Yukari  Will you knock it off,Osaka!Tomo  Hey, time to go home!  Huh? It still hasnt gone awayyet?Yomi  That means its been going on forover two hours now.Tomo  That reminds me, I think I heard youcan die if you keep hiccupping for a whole day.Everybody  No way!Chiyo  Miss Osaka, please beafraid!  Please be very veryafraid!Osaka  Sorry, but that aint scaring me onelittle bit.Tomo  Oh, yeah.  I just remembered!Osaka  Huh?Tomo  Haaaa yah!Osaka  Ow!Tomo  You can cure hiccups by smacking theperson on the back!Chiyo  Isnt that the way you do when you getsomething stuck in your throat?Tomo  Huh? Sorry about that.Osaka  That, that was mean.Yomi  From what I seem to recall, hiccuppshappen because something is convulsing.Chiyo  Yeah. Thats it, spasms in thediaphragm.Osaka  Wheres the diaphragm?Chiyo  Its right underneath yourlungs.Tomo  Right here!Osaka  Ow!Chiyo  Hey, thats the solar plexus!Yomi  A vital point on the humanbody.Tomo  Huh?Tomo  Are you cured?  No good, huh?Sakaki  You can cure hiccups by brewingpersimmon sepals and drinking them in the tea.Tomo  Persimmon?Yomi  You know thats some kind of folkremedy, right?Osaka  But we aint got any persimmons withus.Sakaki  Then, try holding your breath for awhile.Chiyo  Ready? OK, start!Osaka  Haa!Tomo  Man, that didnt take long atall.Sakaki  Now, apply pressure to theeyeballs.Osaka  Ow, ow, ow...Sakaki  Now, pull on thetongue.Yomi  It isnt going away.Chiyo  So do you have any otherideas?Sakaki  Huh, let me think.  Give it to someone else.Yomi  This is all starting to sound a bithokey.Osaka  Give it to someoneelse...Yomi  Huh? Just what are you lookingat?Yomi  If its still not getting any better,it could be that youre really sick.Sakaki  Maybe you should go and have it checkedout.Tomo  You think shes sick?  But of what?Sakaki  Like the brain.Osaka  The brain?Yomi,Tomo  Oh!Osaka  Hang on a second!  What are you talkingabout?Yomi  Well, eh, its because yourbrain...  I think it might have a fewproblems.Osaka  Problems? What?Tomo  Well, yare kind of weirdsometimes.Osaka  Youre talking aboutsymptoms?Tomo  Not really symptoms, but youknow?Yomi  Uh-huh.  The fact that she is not aware of thesymptoms is sort of the symptom itself.Osaka  Whats that supposed tomean?  I dont get it.Chiyo  Excuse me, but it seems your hiccupsstopped now.Osaka  Wow, I guess youreright.  I must be cured.  Its happily ever after.Chiyo  Yeah, thank goodness forthat.  But I wonder what it was that stoppedthem.Yomi  Hm, somethingworked?  But what?Chiyo  Uh-oh.Osaka  Oh, thats it, I gave it toChiyo-chan.Yomi  Is that even possible?Tomo  Ok, lets do everything we tried onOsaka from the very start.Osaka  That sounds good.  What came firstthough?Chiyo  Hey!Yomi  Smack her on the back and then hither solar plexus.Tomo  Oh, right, right.Chiyo  This cant be!